1188 Gates Ave Rental

Welcome to your Gateway to Heat, Hot Water, and the J+L+Z Circus..i'm surprised you're one of the few that read listing descriptions...you're already 50% APPROVED... Ever dreamed of waking up in an "exclusive" Bushwick palace (2nd floor unit) where heat and hot water rains down like golden blessings from above? Well, dream no more! This totally-not-a-railroad-apartment boasts TWO WHOLE PRIVATE BEDROOMS of similar size (because who needs a fight over which room is "the dungeon"?). You'll be living your best life north of the J and Z express trains, aka your golden chariots to Manhattan-assuming the MTA hasn't decided to take the day off. Oh, and don't forget the L train! It's just a stone's throw away, because nothing screams luxury like dragging your groceries through the Myrtle and Wyckoff intersection. Need even more transit chaos? You're a mere 3 stops from Broadway Junction, where you can collect the C train, A express, and probably a new existential crisis. Not enough? The B52 bus line is basically at your doorstep, ready to whisk you to Ridgewood or Downtown Brooklyn in style-or at least in vaguely working condition. But wait, there's more! Heat and hot water are INCLUDED (cue the confetti cannons). At this price in Bushwick, you might as well be getting a crown and scepter with your lease. No need to sell your kidneys; just first month and security are required. Now, let's talk pets. Cats and small dogs are welcome, but if you were hoping to bring your emotional support horse, pet pig, or 200-gallon shark tank, sorry-landlord's rules. So, if your credit isn't a trainwreck and you've got solid income or a lovely guarantor, this absolute masterpiece of an apartment (my opinion) could be yours. Act fast-because deals like this don't last, and neither does the MTA schedule!