Milwaukee Parkside School for the Arts
Grades PK-8
838 Students
(414) 294-1600
This apartment community has 3 units.
912 E Russell Ave is located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin in the 53207 zip code.
Beds
Bath
Rent
Unit
Sq. Ft.
Style
Available
1 Bed
1 BR
Description
Good news! I met a demonstrably less attractive doppelganger of you with inferior Wordle skills in the lobby of this swanky Bay View one-bedroom who is living a MUCH better life than you.
I’ve concluded, after very scientific analysis involving baking soda + vinegar, the difference is that you don’t live in this bohemian paradise. With your Wordle skills and this floor-to-ceiling view of Bay View you’ll feel like the mayor of 53207.
“Cool kitchen walkup bar counter.” That’s what your newfound hipster friends will say when they drop in for your renowned French 75. That kind of effortless cool leans into the requisite panache you’ll need to pull off this chartreuse tub.
And I'd never ask someone of your Wordle talents to pay for plebian things like heat so we'll include heat and A/C free. Don't tell the nosy lady down the hall, she'd never understand ;)
Now I really want a French 75. Let’s celebrate your new digs at Burnhearts across the street after our tour.
1 Bath
1 BA
$1,100
1
800 Sq Ft
Available Now
Description
Good news! I met a demonstrably less attractive doppelganger of you with inferior Wordle skills in the lobby of this swanky Bay View one-bedroom who is living a MUCH better life than you.
I’ve concluded, after very scientific analysis involving baking soda + vinegar, the difference is that you don’t live in this bohemian paradise. With your Wordle skills and this floor-to-ceiling view of Bay View you’ll feel like the mayor of 53207.
“Cool kitchen walkup bar counter.” That’s what your newfound hipster friends will say when they drop in for your renowned French 75. That kind of effortless cool leans into the requisite panache you’ll need to pull off this chartreuse tub.
And I'd never ask someone of your Wordle talents to pay for plebian things like heat so we'll include heat and A/C free. Don't tell the nosy lady down the hall, she'd never understand ;)
Now I really want a French 75. Let’s celebrate your new digs at Burnhearts across the street after our tour.
2 Beds
2 BR
Description
Ah, so you're seeking two bedrooms. Congratulations on surpassing the lowly title of reclusive cat-person! Mom will be proud.
Speaking of moms, this apartment has floor to ceiling windows for your burgeoning succulent collection which you acquired to prove to her that you can keep something besides yourself alive. I agree 100%. Having the nurturing capacity of a desert is impressive.
What’s that? You’re emotionally developed beyond a desert biome? Very well, your cat may also live here, but no birds. Birds are filthy and reflect poorly upon you. No one’s social standing ever improved after getting a bird (except pirates and we don’t rent to pirates west of KK).
Perhaps it’s my lucky day and you’re some posh social media influencer. Then you’ll appreciate the spacious bedrooms to record your TikToks and Facebooks. In the spring you and your slightly-less-cooler-than-you flatmate can photograph yourselves tandem biking down KK Ave to the hamster hat shop and lunch at Honeypie to show the internet how much fun your life is.
Did I mention how many closets this place has? Tons. Great for all your outfits or, my personal favorite, hop in a closet with Elliott Smith on your AirPods and have a good cry.
Hey don’t judge til you try. I suppose you’re more of a classic “cry in the shower” kinda person. Fair enough. I started there too. You’ll love losing yourself in the chartreuse tub. Plus, FREE heat and A/C with your rent, so you’ll be nice and cozy as you collect yourself for another YOLO day!
Also, we have a heated underground garage, storage lockers and on-site laundry. Sorry, nothing weird to say about that.
Well, this has been great. I’m feeling much better. DM me, we’ll set up a tour so you can go for a test cry. And don’t worry if you forget your towel, you can buy one in the lobby gift shop.
1 Bath
1 BA
$1,400
2
1,000 Sq Ft
Available Now
Description
Ah, so you're seeking two bedrooms. Congratulations on surpassing the lowly title of reclusive cat-person! Mom will be proud.
Speaking of moms, this apartment has floor to ceiling windows for your burgeoning succulent collection which you acquired to prove to her that you can keep something besides yourself alive. I agree 100%. Having the nurturing capacity of a desert is impressive.
What’s that? You’re emotionally developed beyond a desert biome? Very well, your cat may also live here, but no birds. Birds are filthy and reflect poorly upon you. No one’s social standing ever improved after getting a bird (except pirates and we don’t rent to pirates west of KK).
Perhaps it’s my lucky day and you’re some posh social media influencer. Then you’ll appreciate the spacious bedrooms to record your TikToks and Facebooks. In the spring you and your slightly-less-cooler-than-you flatmate can photograph yourselves tandem biking down KK Ave to the hamster hat shop and lunch at Honeypie to show the internet how much fun your life is.
Did I mention how many closets this place has? Tons. Great for all your outfits or, my personal favorite, hop in a closet with Elliott Smith on your AirPods and have a good cry.
Hey don’t judge til you try. I suppose you’re more of a classic “cry in the shower” kinda person. Fair enough. I started there too. You’ll love losing yourself in the chartreuse tub. Plus, FREE heat and A/C with your rent, so you’ll be nice and cozy as you collect yourself for another YOLO day!
Also, we have a heated underground garage, storage lockers and on-site laundry. Sorry, nothing weird to say about that.
Well, this has been great. I’m feeling much better. DM me, we’ll set up a tour so you can go for a test cry. And don’t worry if you forget your towel, you can buy one in the lobby gift shop.
Beds
Bath
Rent
Unit
Sq. Ft.
Style
Available
1 Bed
1 BR
Description
Good news! I met a demonstrably less attractive doppelganger of you with inferior Wordle skills in the lobby of this swanky Bay View one-bedroom who is living a MUCH better life than you.
I’ve concluded, after very scientific analysis involving baking soda + vinegar, the difference is that you don’t live in this bohemian paradise. With your Wordle skills and this floor-to-ceiling view of Bay View you’ll feel like the mayor of 53207.
“Cool kitchen walkup bar counter.” That’s what your newfound hipster friends will say when they drop in for your renowned French 75. That kind of effortless cool leans into the requisite panache you’ll need to pull off this chartreuse tub.
And I'd never ask someone of your Wordle talents to pay for plebian things like heat so we'll include heat and A/C free. Don't tell the nosy lady down the hall, she'd never understand ;)
Now I really want a French 75. Let’s celebrate your new digs at Burnhearts across the street after our tour.
1 Bath
1 BA
$1,100
1
800 Sq Ft
Available Now
Description
Good news! I met a demonstrably less attractive doppelganger of you with inferior Wordle skills in the lobby of this swanky Bay View one-bedroom who is living a MUCH better life than you.
I’ve concluded, after very scientific analysis involving baking soda + vinegar, the difference is that you don’t live in this bohemian paradise. With your Wordle skills and this floor-to-ceiling view of Bay View you’ll feel like the mayor of 53207.
“Cool kitchen walkup bar counter.” That’s what your newfound hipster friends will say when they drop in for your renowned French 75. That kind of effortless cool leans into the requisite panache you’ll need to pull off this chartreuse tub.
And I'd never ask someone of your Wordle talents to pay for plebian things like heat so we'll include heat and A/C free. Don't tell the nosy lady down the hall, she'd never understand ;)
Now I really want a French 75. Let’s celebrate your new digs at Burnhearts across the street after our tour.
Beds
Bath
Rent
Unit
Sq. Ft.
Style
Available
2 Beds
2 BR
Description
Ah, so you're seeking two bedrooms. Congratulations on surpassing the lowly title of reclusive cat-person! Mom will be proud.
Speaking of moms, this apartment has floor to ceiling windows for your burgeoning succulent collection which you acquired to prove to her that you can keep something besides yourself alive. I agree 100%. Having the nurturing capacity of a desert is impressive.
What’s that? You’re emotionally developed beyond a desert biome? Very well, your cat may also live here, but no birds. Birds are filthy and reflect poorly upon you. No one’s social standing ever improved after getting a bird (except pirates and we don’t rent to pirates west of KK).
Perhaps it’s my lucky day and you’re some posh social media influencer. Then you’ll appreciate the spacious bedrooms to record your TikToks and Facebooks. In the spring you and your slightly-less-cooler-than-you flatmate can photograph yourselves tandem biking down KK Ave to the hamster hat shop and lunch at Honeypie to show the internet how much fun your life is.
Did I mention how many closets this place has? Tons. Great for all your outfits or, my personal favorite, hop in a closet with Elliott Smith on your AirPods and have a good cry.
Hey don’t judge til you try. I suppose you’re more of a classic “cry in the shower” kinda person. Fair enough. I started there too. You’ll love losing yourself in the chartreuse tub. Plus, FREE heat and A/C with your rent, so you’ll be nice and cozy as you collect yourself for another YOLO day!
Also, we have a heated underground garage, storage lockers and on-site laundry. Sorry, nothing weird to say about that.
Well, this has been great. I’m feeling much better. DM me, we’ll set up a tour so you can go for a test cry. And don’t worry if you forget your towel, you can buy one in the lobby gift shop.
1 Bath
1 BA
$1,400
2
1,000 Sq Ft
Available Now
Description
Ah, so you're seeking two bedrooms. Congratulations on surpassing the lowly title of reclusive cat-person! Mom will be proud.
Speaking of moms, this apartment has floor to ceiling windows for your burgeoning succulent collection which you acquired to prove to her that you can keep something besides yourself alive. I agree 100%. Having the nurturing capacity of a desert is impressive.
What’s that? You’re emotionally developed beyond a desert biome? Very well, your cat may also live here, but no birds. Birds are filthy and reflect poorly upon you. No one’s social standing ever improved after getting a bird (except pirates and we don’t rent to pirates west of KK).
Perhaps it’s my lucky day and you’re some posh social media influencer. Then you’ll appreciate the spacious bedrooms to record your TikToks and Facebooks. In the spring you and your slightly-less-cooler-than-you flatmate can photograph yourselves tandem biking down KK Ave to the hamster hat shop and lunch at Honeypie to show the internet how much fun your life is.
Did I mention how many closets this place has? Tons. Great for all your outfits or, my personal favorite, hop in a closet with Elliott Smith on your AirPods and have a good cry.
Hey don’t judge til you try. I suppose you’re more of a classic “cry in the shower” kinda person. Fair enough. I started there too. You’ll love losing yourself in the chartreuse tub. Plus, FREE heat and A/C with your rent, so you’ll be nice and cozy as you collect yourself for another YOLO day!
Also, we have a heated underground garage, storage lockers and on-site laundry. Sorry, nothing weird to say about that.
Well, this has been great. I’m feeling much better. DM me, we’ll set up a tour so you can go for a test cry. And don’t worry if you forget your towel, you can buy one in the lobby gift shop.